Forbes ranks me 13th most powerful man in the world. This is why #13 is so evil.Tumblr (3.0; @rupertmurdoch)http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1iriezy31r07zw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Popped over to France on a coffee break & just happened to pull out my camera in time to capture the Pepper Spray Cop attacking peaceful fountains.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/13139975569http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/13139975569Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:26:00 -0500pepper sprayowspepper spray cop<a href="http://ti.me/ojQO3v">"The Dark Side of Murdoch" -- Time Magazine</a>: <p>As though I had a bright side. Time recaps my Russian shenanigans: hit men, corruption, political intrigue, the usual.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8371763317http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8371763317Tue, 02 Aug 2011 00:30:53 -0400rupert murdochtime magazinerussiacorruptionmurder<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp237iGyvL1r07zw2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>This is CNN’s founder, and my arch rival, Theodore Tycoon Turner. He just saw Fox’s ratings. Now Turner’s crying on Wolf Blitzer’s shoulder like Senator John Boehner watching the last episode of Oprah.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8179015445http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8179015445Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:26:05 -0400ted turnerrupert murdoch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loys3vklcG1r07zw2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh hello, young man. Are you Mr. Bad? So I might fire Glenn Beck and I hear you like to run your mouth.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8104792804http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8104792804Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:33:00 -0400badmeetsevileminemmurdochrupert murdochrupertmurdochglenn beck<a href="http://heteske.tumblr.com/post/8003474900">Curses! Foiled Again!</a>: <p><a href="http://heteske.tumblr.com/post/8003474900">heteske</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_louh0oeedY1qkkyej.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_louh40wjdv1qkkyej.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8103891718http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8103891718Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:09:45 -0400<a href="http://www.mattbors.com/archives/779.html">Matt Bors has a pretty good pitch.</a>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8066229898http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/8066229898Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:34:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon67jz3Nr1qbf9lmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="MsoNormal">Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission.<span>  </span>And who would give us permission to hack phones, harass grieving families, and bribe police officers?<span>  </span>Mmmm humble pie.<span>  </span>*<strong>BURP</strong>*</p></p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7943778551http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7943778551Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:12:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqyy2GPrI1r07zw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My memory’s hazy as to why we ran Queen on the cover of “News of the World”. Probably we got the scoop on Mercury’s AIDS. I bet we made a lot of money that day. I tear up just thinking about it.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7935169053http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7935169053Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:20:26 -0400rupertmurdochqueennewsoftheworld<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqxn2PkSQ1r07zw2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Another year of Comic Con and Wendi Murdoch has decided to go as Lady Deathstrike AGAIN.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7934152780http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7934152780Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:52:00 -0400comicconladydeathstrikerupertmurdochwendimurdochxmencosplay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopzseLM3c1r07zw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ready for the weekend.  Mrs. Murdoch & I are goin clubbin.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7917572206http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7917572206Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:41:02 -0400clubbingbabysealrupertmurdochwendimurdoch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopr5qDDlY1r07zw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What tha…  Now hear this. As just noted, I, Rupert Murdoch & my date, Rebekah Brooks arrived at Comic-Con as Mr. Freeze & Poison Ivy. Yet these dopplegangers are not us!  They’re the REAL Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy!!!  As Freeze says, “you’re the perfect supervillian costume.” Aw shucks.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7911004282http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7911004282Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:34:00 -0400RebekahBrooksrupertmurdochpoisonivybatmancomicconmrfreeze<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopqkxiOtw1r07zw2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Commissioner released Rebekah Brooks on bail JUST IN TIME to be ol’ Mr. Murdoch’s date at Comic-Con.  </p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7910515303http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7910515303Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:22:00 -0400RebekahBrooksbatmancomicconmrfreezepoisonivyrupertmurdochcosplay<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon94hUGno1r07zw2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saw this on my last trip to Louisiana.  I think it’s a Cajun recipe.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7850591872http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7850591872Wed, 20 Jul 2011 14:09:53 -0400cajunrupertmurdochoilgulf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon8wwvD3E1r07zw2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For supposedly needing our charity, the homeless look PRETTY well fed to me.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7850435544http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7850435544Wed, 20 Jul 2011 14:05:20 -0400hagridharrypotterrupertmurdochbumshomeless<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loluhlvfAA1r07zw2o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sigh.  So sad about my dear friend Rebekah. She sent me a photo of her in her jail cell.  </p> <p>I still listen to her debut album while burning incense and lying in the bath and drowning my voodoo doll of Keith Olbermann in a frothy maelstrom of lavender bubbles.  Ah, I’m such a hippie.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7822129723http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7822129723Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:56:00 -0400hippiesjailrebekahbrookssightoriamosrupertmurdoch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolowxbksd1r07zw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eh, London weather!  It’s July and I still have to wear a hoodie.  FML.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7817659993http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7817659993Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:55:00 -0400emperorhoodielondonrupertmurdochstarwarsstarwars<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolollEs6I1r07zw2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>The hate is swelling in you now. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. </span></p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7817403067http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7817403067Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:48:00 -0400rupertmurdochemperorhate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loklj3qWHJ1r07zw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hope they’re putting you to work in there.  I got a Cadillac that needs a new license plate.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7796292281http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7796292281Tue, 19 Jul 2011 03:45:02 -0400pandajail<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/">Scandal?</a>: <p>I read the news every day and I have no goddamn idea what you’re talking about.</p> <p>*UPDATE* They caught those dorm room, Cheetos-snorting hackers that attacked News Corp!  Meanwhile, News Corp got away with it for a decade.  Good to see the FBI has their priorities straight.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7796066916http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7796066916Tue, 19 Jul 2011 03:33:00 -0400foxnewsmurdoch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lokkqxWigJ1r07zw2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What?  I have no change.  Please do not stand so close to me.</p>http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7795970939http://rupertmurdoch.tumblr.com/post/7795970939Tue, 19 Jul 2011 03:28:00 -0400jayzrickrubinhomelessbums